The Rulebook.

At some point in time
you have to play by the rules
of the game. No one
will ever tell you this but me.

If you fall for him, you're losing
If he falls for you, you've won.
If he's got a girlfriend, lose ten points.
If he dumps his girlfriend for you, gain twenty.
If you think that's shallow, only gain five.

If you kiss him you're winning
If he kisses back, you've won.
The object of the game is "I love you."
I think.
I didn't make these rules.

...I'm not even a part of the game.